this is too good
oh man u know it
— DM (via outofcontextdnd)
well that doesn’t seem to be working.
getting turnt af with the holy spirit
I don’t know how you could ever be more sterotypically innocent than to be a 91-year-old Vatican librarian. How do you have 8 pounds of fucking coke in your car.
the Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away
hispanic parents have a sixth sense
"in case of fire use stairs" that’s ridiculous. how the FUCK am i supposed to put this fire out with these stairs